jayson brewer

Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
I love to avoid them. At all cost. I will hold your purse, jacket, shoes, carnival prize, you name it while you enjoy one yourself.
I prefer the meals I eat to provide nourishment to my body by staying in my belly and not be on display on
the cement of an amusement park. Now, skydiving? Let’s go!

Are you a clean or messy person?
I consider myself clean, strive to be organized, aspire to live a minimalist lifestyle,
but then I had 4 kids and like Sugar Ray famously said, “…have gone out the window.” (Greatest Hit of 2001)
My kids’ knick-knacks will be the death of me.

What did you want to be when you were young?
Either a cartoonist or a cast member on Saturday Night Live.
Many times of the day I still find myself immersed in hypothetical auditions
for SNL as I personify the characters in my head. Is that normal?